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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables, via parkingstrange)

crest-of-dreams:

Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,

That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

(via nataliejeanalaniz)

"You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life."

— Unknown  (via ladyofanaturalstate)

(Source: acrosstheunivese, via psych-facts)