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vodkaslumber:

I had a dream I died and went to heaven and I could have any of my questions answered. For some odd reason, all I wanted to know was how big Jackie Chan’s dick was.

(via jamesfrancozpenis)

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

(via optimisticdaringme)

gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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(Source: raidoucoolzunoha, via nataliejeanalaniz)

"Falling in love is not the only adventure worthy of a young woman."

— Caitlin Stasey (via raysofthesun)

(Source: bbrian4, via steadyasanevergreen)